My Dentist Ex-Boyfriend Implanted a Tracker in My Mouth

My ex-boyfriend is a highly successful cosmetic dentist, and I just found out he spent our entire three-year relationship treating my mouth like a security facility.

Last month, I finally left him after finding out he was leading a double life with a girl from his clinic. Two weeks later, my iPhone started blowing up with constant "Unknown Bluetooth Accessory Detected" alerts every single time I was completely alone in my room. I checked my car, my bags, my clothes—nothing. I thought I was losing my mind.

Yesterday, I went to a new dentist for a routine cleaning and mentioned a weird, faint clicking sensation in my upper molar that started right after my ex did a emergency crown replacement on me last Christmas.

The new dentist took an X-ray, went completely pale, and asked me to look at the monitor.

Hidden directly inside the synthetic ceramic base of my new crown was a micro-thin, custom medical-grade tracking chip that was constantly broadcasting a low-frequency signal. My ex literally used his professional license to turn my own jaw into a tracking device so I could never hide from him.

I didn't call the police immediately. First, I wanted him to experience true panic.

I went to a specialist, had the crown carefully removed, and paid a local industrial worker to take the chip and solder it directly onto the undercarriage of a heavy cargo ship bound for international waters in Asia.

Right now, my ex is actively blowing up my phone with frantic messages asking why I'm "swimming in the middle of the Pacific Ocean." I’m currently filing a massive criminal lawsuit that will strip him of his medical license forever. Enjoy the tracking data, psycho.